Besides, daddy says bad words all the time and definitely does bad things! So it's not fair that I get in trouble for just doing what he does! He's such a bad influence!
But if daddy thinks that I'm bad then he's got a BIGGGG surprise coming! Because I can be really bad if I want to! And I know JUST how to be really bad AND get daddy really mad!
Some of the bad things I've heard daddy say are about this black guy that hang out across the street from our apartment. He calls him a thug and says he's dangerous and that I need to stay farrrr away from him because he's bad news and will corrupt a innocent little girl like me!
So guess what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna have him come up here while daddy is away. And since daddy says I can't say bad words, I'm gonna have that thug wash my little mouth out with his big black bar of soap!
But daddy DID say I've been REALLY bad. So maybe if I said bad words to this black thug, he might need to wash my mouth out with something more powerful than soap!
And then when daddy gets back, I'm gonna give him a big sloppy wet kiss! Because no matter what bad words I say, I'll always be daddy's good little girl!